HALLOWEEN HAS A NEW PROBLEM

YOUR FAVORITE
BAD DECISION
HAS A PUMPKIN
HEAD.

Zero manners. Questionable sanity.
Strong Halloween energy.

THE PSYCHO BREAKS FREE IN…

—days
—hours
—minutes
—seconds

October 15 · 15:00 CEST / 13:00 UTC

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Currently: emotionally unstable.
THE MADNESS DOESN’T END HEREEST. 2026 / SANITY NOT INCLUDED

ACTUAL MINIGAME

PUMPKIN
PANIC.

SCORE 0⏱ 45s🎃🎃🎃

PUMPKIN PANIC

  • 🍬 Candy +10 · 🎃 Golden pumpkin +50
  • 🔪 Knives & 🤢 rotten pumpkins cost a life
  • 3 lives · 45 seconds · it gets faster
  • Desktop: ← → or A / D · Mobile: drag or use the big buttons

Free to play. No wallet. No tokens or prizes.

THE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY ORIGIN STORY

ONCE A NORMAL
PUMPKIN.

Once a normal pumpkin. Then someone gave him Wi-Fi and a trading account. Things escalated.

CHAPTER 01

Born in a pumpkin patch.

CHAPTER 02

Raised by the internet.

CHAPTER 03

Banned from the farmers market.

ROADMAP

ROADMAP TO ABSOLUTELY
QUESTIONABLE PLACES.

  1. 01

    PHASE 1

    Escape the pumpkin patch.

  2. 02

    PHASE 2

    Find other unstable vegetables.

  3. 03

    PHASE 3

    Take Halloween personally.

  4. 04

    PHASE 4

    Finally answer our therapist.

No promises. No partnerships. No guaranteed listings. Just vibes and vegetables.

MEME LAB

MAKE THE PUMPKIN
SAY THINGS.

PICK A PUMPKIN

PRESETS

THE ASYLUM

FIND YOUR FELLOW
BAD INFLUENCES.

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FAQ

QUESTIONS NOBODY
SHOULD ASK.